真的在走路呢 Literally walking here!
你这个小混蛋 You little brat!
没人偷你的厕纸 奶奶 Nobody is stealing your toilet paper,Grandma.
他让我去看他的喜剧表演 He asked me to come to his comedy show.
我发誓 这是昨晚最棒的百老汇表演 I swear.The best Broadway show last night.
敬请期待 COMING SOON
卡门拉令人失望的儿子 KAHMUNRAHThe Disappointing Son
易碎品 FRAGILE
《博物馆奇妙夜：法老归来》
我找到了节奏 我找到了新工作 I got rhythmI've got a new job
朋友 罗尼会成为明星 Your boy, Ronnie's gonna be a star
天啊 看看这个地方 Holy cow! Look at this place.
这个传音效果真是…太棒了… The acoustics are… amazing--
看看你 大家伙 Well, look at you, big guy.
想抢我的镜头 邪恶骨头先生 Try not to upstage me, Mr. Naughty Bones.
好吧 罗尼 让自己熬过这最无聊的夜班工作就好 Okay, Ronnie, just gotta get throughthis snoozefest of a night job,
白天搞定自己的试镜然后让百老汇付账单 宝贝 nail your auditions during the day,and then Broadway pays the bills, baby.
夜班警卫 Night Guard
手册是吧 A manual, huh?
指导手册 INSTRUCTION MANUAL
我还是更喜欢即兴的 I'm more of an improv guy.
这么有才华可真是累人啊 Man, being this talented is exhausting.
我醒着呢 I'm awake.
什么 What?
有人吗 Hello?
怎么回事 你从哪里来的 给我 What? Where'd you come from? Give me that.
这是抢劫 你这个偷东西的小猩猩 That's stealing,you thieving little chimp!
它不是猩猩 That's no chimp.
它是卷尾猴来自美国中部和南部的新世界猴子 That's a capuchin, a new-world monkeyfrom Central and South America,
1962年被捐到这座博物馆的 donated to this museum in the year 1962.
你又是哪位 Who are you supposed to be?
西奥多·罗斯福 美国总统 Theodore Roosevelt,President of these United States.
很好 刚上班的第一晚我就遇到了一个带着猴子的疯子 Great. My first night,and I get a wacko with a monkey.
-我要报警了-换我就不会这样 -I'm calling the police.-I wouldn't do that.
这个家伙最多待三分钟 I give this guy three minutes, tops.
你是新来的夜班警卫吗 Are you the new night guard?
对 Yeah.
很好 因为我们一直没找到上一个夜班警卫 Good.'Cause we never found the old night guard.
它发誓自己没吃掉他 He swears he didn't eat him!
夜班警卫 Night guard!
赖赖做了爆米花 Laaa make popcorn.
爆米花好热 Popcorn hot.
-你看到他去哪里了吗-什么 -Did you see where he went?-Huh?
没有 他很狡猾 No. He's a slippery one.
对啊 Yep.
找到你了 夜班警卫 Found you, night guard!
小人儿 Tiny people!
嘿 你说谁小呢 巨人 Hey! Who are you calling tiny, Gigantor?
-给我停下-什么 -Stop right there.-Huh?
我 让娜·达克 能看到未来的幻象 I, Joan of Arc,have had a heavenly vision of the future,
而你不在其中 因为你要死了 噗 and you're not in it because you're dead.Boop.
拜托 Come on.
为什么 Why?
2分02秒 这是个新纪录 各位 Two minutes and two seconds.That's a new record, everyone!
希望你开心心 笨笨 Hope you had fun-fun, dumb-dumb.
自然历史博物馆 MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY
忘掉这份工作 忘掉百老汇吧 Forget this job! Forget Broadway!
-我要回俄亥俄了-嘿 -I'm going back to Ohio!-Hey.
真不错 又走了一个 Great. There goes another one.
真的吗 各位 又来 Seriously, guys? Again?
晚上好 劳伦斯 Evening, Lawrence.
我想你看到那个家伙惊恐地逃跑了吧 I presume you saw that manfleeing in abject terror?
很好笑 泰迪 Very funny, Teddy.
但是 听着你们不能再把新来的人吓跑了 好吗 But listen, you gotta stopscaring the new guys off, okay?
我夏天要离开 我需要别人代替我 I'm leaving for the summer,and I need someone to replace me.
抱歉 赖瑞 但他不适合我们 Sorry, Larry,but he wasn't a good fit for us.
要是来一个跟你同姓的 出色的年轻男士 If only there were a fine young gentlemanwith your last name
对这个机构来说就再好不过了 that would be a perfect fitfor this institution.
我在从四面八方给你暗示 Dropping hints left and right.
不 我要给麦克菲打电话 Oh, no. I'll call McPhee.
妈妈 你给我寄的浴球泡沫太多了 Mother, this bubble bath you sent meis too sudsy.
我都找不到自己的船了 I can't find my boats.
麦克菲博士 我是赖瑞 Dr. McPhee, it's Larry.
好的 Right!
是这样的 “妈妈”是我给超模女友的爱称 Well, just so you know, "Mother" is mypet name for my supermodel girlfriend.
好吧 Uh-huh.
我们遇到了一个小麻烦 Well, we got a little problem.
你刚雇的夜班警卫刚辞职了 The new night guardthat you just hired just quit.
我可真倒霉 Woe is me.
在纽约其他地方我还能找到 Where else in New York City will I find
能够在桌子前坐着 望着空气愣神的人吗 someone who's capable of sitting at a deskand staring blankly into space?
而且这也不是你要担心的事 Besides, this isn't your problem.
你要去东京博物馆担任新的高级职位了 You're going off to yourfancy new position at the Tokyo Museum.
听着 我还是很关心这里 好吗 Look, I still really careabout this place, all right?
我要为这个职位找到合适的人选 And I'm gonna findthe right person for the job.
随便吧 我要清洁毛孔了 Whatever. I'm doing my pores now.
我该怎么做 What am I gonna do?
我刚想到一个主意 让尼克先生来怎么样 Here's an idea that we just came up with.What about Master Nick?
年轻健康版本的你 You know,the smaller, healthier version of you?
真好笑 Ha ha.
但是你们为什么坚持让我雇我的儿子 But why do you guys keep insistingthat I hire my son?
-他知道这个地方的秘密-他差不多在这里长大的 -He knows the secret of this place.-Why, he practically grew up here.
-而且他永远不会逃跑-就像上一个家伙一样 还记得他吗 -And he would never run away.-Like the last guy. Remember him?
记得 他刚刚还在这里 Yeah. He was just here.
我也不清楚 I don't know.
这是个很重要的工作尼克还在寻找自己的立足点和自信 This is a big job, and Nick's still tryingto find his footing and confidence.
他还是个青少年 I mean, he's still just a teenager.
管他什么青少年你开始在这里工作时 也是青少年 Teenager schmeenager. You werea teenager when you first started.
不 我才不是 No, I wasn't.
我的意思是头脑上 不 感情上 I meant mentally. Emotionally.
赖瑞 尼克是个聪明能干的孩子 Larry, Nick is a smart, capable kid,
我们相信他是保护这座博物馆最合适的人选 and we believe that he is the perfect fitto protect this museum.
对 你也许是对的也许是时候让尼克大显身手了 Huh. You might be right.Maybe it is Nick's time to shine.
-过一下-什么 -Coming through!-Huh?
让开 到一边去 Out of the way! Step aside!
抱歉 Sorry.
米娅 Mia.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
还好 嗨 米娅 Yeah. Hi, Mia.
什么风把你吹来走廊这边了 What brings you hereto this side of the hallway?
我要为明年秋天的爵士乐队面试你不面试吗 乐感非凡大师 I'm auditioning for jazz band next fall.Aren't you, Mr. DJ Perfect Pitch?
哇 Wow.
我可以在任何时候正确识别出任何歌曲里的任何音符 You can correctly identifyany note in any song at any time,
突然之间我就有了绰号 and suddenly you've got a nickname.
我觉得这很酷 I think it's cool.
你掉了一个橙子 You dropped an orange.
对 Yeah.
每次我离开家我妈妈都会让我带一种水果 My mom makes me take a piece of fruitwhenever I leave the house.
她还会给我发短信 确保我吃掉 Then she texts me to make sure I ate it.
她给我发短信了 That's her now.
“‘橙’实地说 你不饿吗” "Orange you getting hungry?"
好吧 这一点也不丢人 Okay. That's not embarrassing.
水果笑话 这很有妈妈的风格 Fruit jokes. Very mom.
我听说你要在酸奶店打暑假工 So, I heard you got a summer jobat a yogurt place?
对 不在酸奶店 就在地铁站弹贝斯 Yeah. It was thator play bass in a subway station
换来零钱和不请自来的批评 for loose changeand unsolicited criticism.
很酷 Cool.
我的意思是酸奶很凉 不然就会融化 I mean, yogurt's cool.Otherwise, it would melt.
为酸奶击个掌 算了 High five for yogurt. Never mind.
我也不知道自己为什么那样 Don't know why I did that.
既然你要在这里过暑假 如果你想的话 So, since you're gonna be here forthe summer, maybe you want to,
也许可以找一天晚上去… maybe one night, you know, go on--
等等 我忘了 我要迟到… Wait! I forgot, I'm late for my--
尼克·戴利 这是你的最后一次机会我在等你 Nick Daley.This is your last call. I'm waiting.
抱歉 蒙泰富斯科老师 Sorry, Ms. Montefusco.
我是来面试秋季爵士乐队的 I'm auditioning for jazz band in the fall.
我都不知道你会乐器 I didn't know you played an instrument.
严格来说 我不会 Well, technically, I don't.
-你是歌手吗-不是 -You're a singer?-No.
-舞台人员吗-不是 -Deck crew?-No.
-技术人员-不是 -Tech crew?-Uh-uh.
-作曲者吗-不是 -Composer?-No.
-杂务人员-也不是 -Roadie?-Nope.
-上下移动乐谱架的人员-不是 女士 -Stand mover-upper-downer?-No, ma'am.
你确定自己来对房间了吗因为最后一个是我瞎编的 Are you sure you're in the right room?Because that last one wasn't even a thing.
其实 我是个打碟师 Actually, I'm a deejay.
打碟师 A deejay?
我知道这似乎有点非同寻常 I know this may seem a little out-there,
但我有给乐队伴奏的想法 but I have this ideato accompany the band.
我会先从经典爵士循环开始 I'd start with a classic jazz loop,
然后和蒸汽波 微音程 and mix it with a vaporwave thingwith some microtonality,
还有二对三复合节奏进行混音 and two against three polyrhythms.
什么 A what?
这是一种多音调的音乐合成… It's a multi-tonal PolyWave that--
技术名称不用管 Never mind the technical name.
前面会有一些节奏铺垫但你等着听贝斯高潮就好了 There's a little bit of a buildup,but wait till you hear the bass drop.
好的 开始 Okay. Here we go.
我准时来参加自己的面试了 I'm right on time for my audition slot,
蒙泰富斯科老师 Ms. Montefusco
因为大家都知道准时是件很酷的事情 'Cause everyone knowsBeing on time is cool
你好吗 瑞克 What's up, Rick?
嗨 波蒂 是尼克 Hi, Bodhi. It's Nick.
你的低音E弦差了四分之一音 And your low E-stringis a quarter tone off.
等着我叫你 波蒂 Wait your turn, Bodhi.
尼克刚刚在说服我 Nick here was justin the middle of convincing me
在爵士乐队里加入打碟师 to add a deejay to jazz band.
爵士乐队打碟师 听起来非常不正常 A jazz band deejay?That sounds so not normal.
我们给他一个机会 波蒂 Let's give him a chance, Bodhi.
尝试失败率这么高的事是需要很大勇气的 It takes guts to try somethingwith such a high chance of failure.
冒着承担如此尴尬局面的风险 To risk that kind of embarrassment,
他一定对自己的能力非常自信 he must be extremely confidentin his abilities.
好的 开始吧 Okay. Here we go.
抱歉 这个是错的 Oh, sorry, that was the wrong one.
等等 Wait.
算了吧 这个想法很糟糕 Forget it. This was a terrible idea.
-其实 我…-我在想什么 -Actually, I---What was I thinking?
我很抱歉浪费了你的时间还可能弄坏了你的钢琴 I'm sorry I wasted your time,and possibly broke your piano.
我告辞了 I'll just take my leave.
那句话是谁说的 对吧 我要走了 I mean, who says that, right?I'll be going now.
尼克 等等 Nick, wait.
蒙泰富斯科老师 我很确定是瑞克 Ms. Montefusco, I'm pretty sure it's Rick.
尼克 面试进行得怎么样 Yo, Nick. How'd the audition go?
很好 非常好 Great! Just great.
我对自己的能力非常自信所以我决定退出 I was so extremely confidentin my abilities that I decided to quit,
让他们想得到更多 and, you know, leave them wanting more.
好吧 Okay.
你进去之前说了些东西 So, you were saying somethingbefore you went in.
我们暑假都会在这里过 How we're both gonna be hereover the summer,
我也不清楚 也许我们应该去… and how, I don't know,maybe we should go on a…
什么 不是 What? No.
我只是想要祝你好运 I just,I was just gonna wish you good luck.
好的 祝你暑假愉快 Okay. Well, have a great summer, I guess.
好的 再见 Yeah. Bye.
我真是个蠢蛋 I'm such an idiot.
好的 All right.
经典的戴利父子晚餐之夜和旧日时光一样 Classic Daley father-son dinner nightjust like old times.
对 晚餐万岁 Yay. Dinner.
对于你的面试 我感到难过 伙计 Man. I'm sorry about your audition, bud.
你感觉如何 How you holding up?
我不知道自己是怎么了 I don't know what's wrong with me.
我没办法进乐队也没办法约自己喜欢的女孩出来 I can't get in the band.I can't ask the girl I like out.
我真没用 I'm useless.
就好像我走到罚球线上 It's like I step upto the free-throw line,
但是太害怕投不进 所以根本就没尝试 but I'm so afraid of missing the shotthat I don't take it at all.
篮球的比喻 好的 Basketball metaphors. Okay.
伙计 如果你不尝试那你百分之百会投不进 Well, buddy, you miss 100% of the shotsyou don't take.
虽然 我想如果你站在罚球线 Although, I guess if you're at the line,
你要罚球的话 这个球必须要投 that's a free throw,so you have to take it.
没事 It doesn't matter.
总之 说到尝试 Anyway, speaking of taking a shot,
要是我告诉你我帮你找到了最好的暑假工作呢 what if I told youI got you the best summer job ever?
在圣巴特岛的海滩度假区吗 Is it at a beach resort in Saint Bart's?
什么 不是 What? No.
等着 Wait for it.
博物馆的夜班警卫 Night guard at the museum!
什么 What?
好烫 That's hot.
你是认真的吗 Are you serious?
当然 Yes!
既然我要做东京博物馆的负责人 Now that I'm gonna bedirector of the Tokyo Museum,
我需要有人取代我的位置你是唯一合适的人选 I need someone to take my place, andyou're the only person who fits the bill.
只是 It's just,
我喜欢和博物馆里的大家一起玩 I love hanging outwith everyone at the museum,
但做夜班警卫是件很重要的事情 but a night guard is a big deal.
我真的没办法做好任何事情 I literally can't do anything right.
你不会想让我负责一座博物馆的 好吗 You do not want mein charge of a museum, okay?
我会搞砸的 I'll just mess it up.
伙计 你什么时候把事情搞砸过 Buddy,when have you ever messed anything up?
该死 Dang it.
给你 Here.
谢谢 Thanks.
我不知道 爸爸 I don't know, Dad.
你能做这份工作 不代表我也能做 Just 'cause you did the jobdoesn't mean I can.
我不确定自己具备相应的能力 I'm not sure I've got what it takes.
你当然具备了 你可是戴利家的 Sure you do. You're a Daley.
总之 Anyway.
听着 尼克 我知道你被打击了很多次 Look, Nicky, I know you've beenknocked down a couple of times,
但这只是因为你没有坚持到底 but that's just'cause you're not seeing things through.
你只需要找回自己的自信 You just need to get your confidence back.
我有预感这份博物馆工作能做到这一点 And I've got a hunch thatthis museum job will do just that.
怎么做到 How?
这件事你要相信我 You're just gonna have totrust me on this.
这座博物馆有方法让事物充满生机 That museum has a way ofbringing things to life,
我说的可不只是那些展品 and I'm not just talkingabout the exhibits.
你觉得怎么样 So, what do you say?
好吧 但我很确定妈妈另有安排 Okay.But I'm pretty sure Mom has other plans.
相信我 Oh, trust me.
你妈妈和我已经对共同育儿了解得很透彻了 Your mother and I haveco-parenting down to a science,
她会非常喜欢博物馆工作的主意的 and she is going to love this museum idea.
我不喜欢这个去博物馆工作的主意 I don't love this museum idea.
-就…-不行 -J---Nope!
我告诉你 埃丽卡 这是个好主意 I'm telling you, Erica,this is a good idea.
赖瑞 你有没有注意到你所有的主意都围绕着博物馆 Larry, have you ever noticed that all ofyour ideas revolve around the museum?
尼克 能让我们单独聊聊吗 Nick, could you give us a minute?
好啊 Sure.
我还以为你们俩会去别的地方 I thought you guys weregonna go somewhere else.
好吧 我去玩我的音乐 Okay. Yeah, no,I'll just go work on my music,
永远不会被任何人欣赏的音乐 which will never be appreciated by anyone.
夜班警卫 Night guard?
你真的认为这会帮助尼克成为一个自信有能力的成年人吗 Do you really think that's gonna help Nickbecome a confident and capable adult?
他都不回我的水果短信 He doesn't even return my fruit texts.
你是万里无一的那个西瓜 You're one in a melon
什么 What?
我知道他需要成长 Look, I know he's gotsome growing up to do,
但我觉得这份工作正是他需要的 but I think this job is preciselywhat he needs.
还有一个隔音的房间 Along with a soundproof room.
如果尼克一个人在博物馆他要怎么学会领导别人呢 How is Nick supposed to learn how tolead people if he's all alone in a museum?
不 他不会是一个人 No, no, no, he won't be alone.
那是个很大的 很有趣的夜班小组 There's a big, fun, you know, night crew.
夜班小组 Night crew?
我真的觉得我们应该给尼克报名 I really think we should sign Nick up
天才创业集训营 for theGenius Entrepreneurship Enrichment Camp.
你知道这个缩写和“极客”差不多吧 You realize that spells "Geec," right?
对 数学是新型运动 Right. Well, math is the new sports.
听着 赖瑞… Look, Larry--
埃丽卡 你记得我们分开前我是什么样子 Erica, you remember what I was likebefore we split up.
我那时候不是最好的状态 I was not my best self. I just wasn't.
但那份博物馆的工作让我变成了更好的人 But that museum job,it changed me for the better,
我觉得这也能改变尼克 and I think it'll change Nick too.
你知道吗 赖瑞 你说得对 你确实改变了 You know what, Larry? You're right.You did change.
我不知道这是怎样做到的但在那里工作逆转了你的人生 And, I don't know how or why,but working there turned your life around.
差不多像魔法一样 Almost like magic.
小心 Watch it.
对 差不多 Yeah. Almost.
你知道的 作为夫妻我们俩的看法不总是一致 You know, you and I didn't alwayssee eye to eye as a couple,
但你一直是个好爸爸 but you've always been a good dad.
如果你觉得这能帮助到尼克我愿意尝试一下 If you think this will help Nick,I'm willing to give it a try.
谢谢 Thank you.
无论如何 我们还是很好的搭档 For what it's worth,we still make a pretty good team.
对 Yeah.
但是如果我的宝贝儿子发生了什么 But if anything happensto my sweet baby boy,
我会去日本亲自把你扔进富士山 I will go to Japan and personallythrow you into Mount Fuji!
行吧 That's fair.
尼克 这都是你做出的音乐吗伙计 你很有才华 Nicky, was that all you?Bud, you've got real talent.
谢谢 但没人会听到这个的 Thanks, but no one's ever gonna hear it.
告诉你个好消息怎么样 Well, how about a little good news?
妈妈同意了 你明天开始工作 Mom said yes! You start tomorrow.
酷 Cool.
嘿 如果我能胜任 我知道你也能胜任 Hey, if I can do it, I know you can.
你没问题的 You'll be fine.
因为如果你出了事 你妈妈会杀了我的 Because, if anything happens to you,your mom's gonna kill me.
但这是不会发生的 But it won't.
这是你的机会 孩子 给你 This is your shot, kid. Here.
你会用到这个的 You're gonna need it.
现在这是你的了 It's yours now.
我相信你 尼克 I believe in you, Nicky.
我可不这么想 That makes one of us.
看啊 这不是尼克·戴利我新的夜班警卫嘛 Well, well, well. If it isn't Nick Daley,my new night watchman.
准时迟到三分钟 Right on time at three minutes late.
抱歉 麦克菲博士 Sorry, Dr. McPhee.
听着 我答应给你这个工作的唯一原因是 Look, the only reason I agreedto give you this position
你已经走了的爸爸… is because your late father--
我爸爸还活着 My father's still alive.
我知道 但他总是迟到就像你现在的表现一样 I know, but he was always late,just like you are right now.
总之 他向我保证 你会是个负责任的替补 Anyway, he assured meyou'd be a responsible replacement.
我感觉你不会是这样的 My feeling is that you won't be
因为我天生不信任和不喜欢青少年 because I inherently distrustand dislike teenagers.
-该死-说漏嘴了 -Dang it.-That slipped out.
不要 Oh, no.
好的 你可能有很重要的博物馆博士工作要做 所以… Okay. Well, you probably have importantmuseum doctor stuff to do, so--
雷克西 跟上 Rexy, heel.
这好奇怪 你是个奇怪的男孩你让我感觉不舒服 That was weird. You're a weird boy,and you make me uncomfortable.
如果我无价的展品出了什么事 If anything happensto my priceless exhibits,
罚款都从你的薪水里扣 it's coming out of your paycheck.
今晚请不要做任何可能惹火上身的事 And pleasedon't do anything fireable tonight.
好了 他走了 Okay, he's gone!
夜班警卫 Night guard!
耶 Yeah!
嘿 各位 Hey, everybody.
我也很高兴见到你 德克斯特 Nice to see you too, Dexter.
把你的王冠还给你 阿提拉 Here's your crown back, Attila.
-尼克-不客气 -Nick.-You're welcome.
尼克 Nick. Nick, Nick, Nicky, Nicky, Nick!
非常有创造力 赖赖 Very inventive, Laaa.
但是玩完以后 请把灭火器放回去 But please put the extinguisher backwhen you're done with it.
好主意 Good idea.
很高兴再次见到你 尼克 It's great to see you again, Nick.
雇你来做这个工作的主意真是太棒了 What a fantastic ideato hire you for this position.
-我真想知道这是谁的主意-对啊 -I wonder whose idea that was, huh?-Right.
你鼻子上有点泡沫 You have some foam on your nose.
我们很高兴你能传承戴利的传统 We're thrilled that you will becarrying on the Daley tradition.
这个戴利不是“白天”的意思是你的姓“戴利” Not "daily," as in daytime."Daley," as in your last name.
很明显 你上的是夜班我不说话了 这样你就可以说了 Obviously, you will be working at night.I'll stop talking now so you can speak.
能每晚跟你们一起玩一定很开心 It'll be great to hang outwith you guys every night.
我只希望自己准备好做这份工作了 I just hope I'm up to the job.
当然了 你只需要勇气 人格力量还有… Of course you are.All you need is grit, moxie, and--
给我口香糖 笨笨的儿子 Give me gum-gum, Dumb-Dumb's son-son.
我的名字叫尼克 而且我没有口香糖 My name's Nick, and I don't have gum.
你现在有了 You do now,
因为你脚下就踩着一点点 'cause you stepped in some-some.
我还是别搭理他了 I'm just gonna block him out.
尼古拉 Nicola!
永远不要回避冲突 Never turn your back on conflict.
我们必须要有勇气面对我们的敌人 We must have the courageto face our enemies,
而不是像怯懦的鸵鸟一样把自己的头埋进沙子 not bury our heads in the sandlike the cowardly ostrich.
不是所有的事都要围着你转的 吉吉 Not everything is about you, Jiji.
好的 谢谢你 让娜 好建议 Right. Thanks, Joan. Good advice.
她有点吓到我了 She scares me a little.
我知道 吓人吧 I know, right?
就在罗马军队大胆进攻迦太基的时候 Just as the Roman armywas emboldened to take Carthage,
我们现在可以拿下这个巨大的糖块了 we shall now take that giant candy bar!
冲啊 Charge!
耶 Yeah!
杰迪戴亚 屋大维 Jedediah. Octavius.
你们需要一条更长的绳子 或者一些现金 You guys are gonna need a longer rope.Or some cash.
要我给你们打开吗 Want me to unwrap it for you?
那就没有这个必要了 尼古拉斯 That won't be necessary, Nicholas.
我是个剑术大师 在精英禁卫军团训练过 I am a master swordsman,trained in the elite Praetorian guard.
也许你可以把角稍微撕开一点 Maybe you couldjust rip the corner a little.
我喜欢我的牛轧糖 I love me my nougats.
尼克 我们给你准备了一个惊喜 Nick! We have a surprise for you.
为了庆祝你在博物馆的第一夜我们都给你准备了礼物 In honor of your first nightat the museum, we all got you gifts.
我的礼物是我的旧眼镜盒 Mine is my old glasses case.
谢谢 泰迪 但是我不戴眼睛而且这个是不是挨过枪子儿 Thanks, Teddy. But I don't wear glasses.Also, somebody shot this?
这个眼镜盒帮我挡了杀手的子弹 That case saved mefrom an assassin's bullet.
我把这当做幸运符 我想送给你 I consider it a good luck charm,and I'd like you to have it.
当然 我时不时 Of course, now and again,
需要借来装我的眼镜 有时候要放薄荷糖 I'll need to borrow itto put my glasses in, or sometimes mints.
我也会用它装薄荷糖 小秘密 I keep mints in it also. Little secret.
给你 尼克 Here, Nick.
谢谢你 莎卡嘉薇亚正宗的肖肖尼印第安珠子 Thanks, Sacagawea.Authentic Shoshone Indian beads.
其实这是礼品店买的 Actually, they're from the gift shop.
我还给你买了这幅海报 I also got you this poster.
你们博物馆的海报 A poster of your museum.
我们博物馆的 Our museum.
谢谢 Thanks.
嘿 德克斯特 这个香蕉是给我的吗 Hey, Dexter. Is that banana for me?
赖赖没有受伤 Laaa unscathed.
我一直在给赖赖读字典我想增加他的词汇量 I've been reading Laaa the dictionary.Trying to build his vocabulary.
莎卡嘉薇亚是好老师 Sacagawea adequate teacher.
嘿 各位 我爸爸打来的 Hey, guys, my dad's calling.
大家问声好吧 Say hi, everybody.
赖赖 Laaa!
爸爸 Dada!
我不是你爸爸 赖赖我们说过这件事了 I'm not your father, Laaa.We've covered this.
东京博物馆那边怎么样 So, how's the Tokyo Museum?
这里很酷 It's pretty cool.
他们有个带人参观的机器人 They've got a robot here that gives tours.
欢迎来到东京博物馆 Welcome to the Tokyo Museum.
还有马桶 比我都智能 And the toilets? Smarter than I am.
欢迎来上厕所 Welcome to the toilet.
总之 你知道规则的 Anyway, you know the rule.
对 “金碑让一切东西复活” Yep."The tablet brings everything to life,
“大家在日出之前必须都在博物馆里否则他们就会变成尘埃” and everyone's gotta be in the museumby sunrise, or they turn to dust."
已经证实了 Established that.
对 但是还有一件事 别忘了锁上地下室 Right, but just one more thing.Don't forget to lock the basement.
地下室 The basement?
好的 没问题 Sure. No problem.
对 但是在你上锁之前 Right, but before you do that,
我需要你穿过地下室 I'm gonna need you to go downthrough the basement
锁上装卸处 and lock the loading dock.
我一定要这样做吗 爸爸 Do I have to, Dad?
嘿 大家 能让我和我儿子单独聊聊吗 Hey, gang,can you give me and my son a moment?
-当然可以-好的 -Yeah, sure.-You got it.
-这些是你们会铭记的时刻-沟通不良 懂了 -These are the moments you remember.-Cat's in the cradle. Roger that.
我们会去那边看别的东西 We'll be over herelooking at something else.
尼克 我知道你一直害怕地下室但这没关系的 Nicky, I know you've always beenafraid of the basement, and that's okay
因为那里确实有些很可怕的东西 because there's some seriouslyscary stuff down there.
但这是我们工作中最重要的部分 But this isthe most important part of the job.
有时候 新的展品会进来它们可能非常危险 Sometimes new exhibits come in,and they could be dangerous.
好的 我明白了 Okay. Got it.
你会没事的 伙计 好吗 You're going to be fine, buddy. All right?
我知道博物馆会被你照看得很好 I know the museum'sin good hands with you,
因为你不止是我儿子你是我认识的最棒的人 because you're not just my son,you're the best person I know.
你无所不能 And you can do anything,
尤其是从锁上装卸处开始 我建议你这样 specifically starting withlocking the loading dock, I would advise.
我要挂了 Gotta go.
我想在日本点披萨 I tried ordering pizza in Japanese,
有个送外卖的送来了几缸龙虾 所以… and some delivery guy just showed upwith several tanks of lobsters. So…
再见 爸爸 Bye, Dad.
好的 尼克 来吧 All right, Nick. Here we go!
你作为夜班警卫的首个重要挑战保卫我们的安全就靠你了 Your first big charge as the night guard.We're all counting on you to keep us safe.
好的 出发去地下室 我走了能出什么差错呢 Okay. Off to the basement!Off I go. What could go wrong?
他会没事的 对吧 He'll be all right, right?
对 他不会有事的 你也听到他说的了能出什么差错呢 Oh, he'll be fine. You heard the man.What could go wrong?
加油 尼克 你现在是夜班警卫了你只需要锁上装卸处 Come on, Nick. You're the night guard now,and you just gotta lock the loading dock.
别害怕 Don't be scared.
这里只是很可怕而已 不要害怕 It's really scary in here.Just don't be scared.
爸爸说我只要锁上装卸处就好 Dad said the one thing I have to dois lock the loading dock.
我只需要做这一件事 就这样 And that's all I gotta do. That's it.
因为我是夜班警卫锁上装卸处是我的职责 'Cause I'm the night guard,and it's my job to lock the loading dock.
一定要挺过去 Gotta get through this.
下来 再见 Get it off! Goodbye.
好了 这能有多难呢 Okay, how hard can this be?
真是的 Nuts.
快啊 Come on. Come on.
那是什么 What was that?
不要啊 Oh, no.
糟糕 Whoops.
破钥匙 是哪个钥匙 Stupid keys. Which key is it?
快啊 Come on, come on, come on!
足够牢了 Well, good enough!
我喜欢耍这些新来的家伙 I love messing with the new guys.
你觉得我们会太过分吗 You think we were too much?
当然不了 为什么要让楼上那帮家伙享受所有乐趣 Nah. Why should the gang upstairshave all the fun?
看呀 Behold!
正如阿努比斯在《亡灵书》当中所写 As written by Anubisin the Book of the Dead,
我卡门拉回归了 I, Kahmunrah, have returned!
是时候开始我统治世界的计划了 Time to commence my planto rule the world!
这件事要稍微缓一缓因为我的一只脚还麻着 Which is going to have to wait a secbecause my foot's asleep.
醒醒 脚 快醒醒 Wake up, foot. Wake up.
我命令你停止脚麻 I command you to stop tingling!
完成了 我用锁把装卸处锁上了 Welp, all done locking the loading dockwith locks.
进行得如何 So, how did it go?
亲爱的 你怎么出了这么多汗 Oh, dear. Why are you so sweaty?
全球变暖吗 Global warming?
拜托 谁知道燃煤会导致这种结果 Come on. Who knew burning coalwould lead to all this?
有人打开风扇了吗 Did someone turn on a fan?
肯定是毛毛刚才放了一些气出来 I'm sure Woolly just broke some wind.
我没有偏见 Well, no judgment here.
但是我们清理一下这些东西吧 But let's clean these up.
不可以在工作的第一晚就搞得一团糟 Can't have a messmy first night on the job.
等等 有东西不见了 Wait! There's something missing.
不是锁上的装卸处门 Well,it's not the locked loading dock door.
那东西没丢 因为我锁上了 That's not missing, because I locked it.
不 金碑 金碑丢了 No. The tablet! The tablet is missing!
快行动 各位 Come on, guys.
如果我们不找到那块金碑博物馆里的每个人都有危险 If we don't find that tablet,everyone in this museum is in danger.
-她说得对 我们走-棒极了 -She's right. Let's go.-Bully!
糟糕 Oh, no.
能去哪里呢 会是谁拿走的呢 Where could it be? Who could've taken it?
是我 I did.
没错 赖瑞 我回来了 你… That's right, Larry, I'm back, and you…
看起来不一样了 你整容了吗 Look different? Have you had work done?
赖瑞是我爸爸 你是谁 Larry's my dad.Who are you supposed to be?
闭嘴 赖瑞之子 Zip it, son of Larry.
你要叫我万王之王卡门拉 You will refer to me as Kahmunrah,King of Kings.
-好家伙-尼克 -Good gravy!-Nick!
你爸爸以为他打败了我 但我回来复仇了 Your father thought he defeated me,but I'm back with a vengeance.
你是从哪冒出来的 Where did you even come from?
当然是地下室 The basement. Duh.
我还以为你锁上了 I thought you locked it.
我是锁上了 I did.
好吧 我听到了恐怖的声音后来就临阵退缩了 Okay, I heard a scary noiseand I chickened out.
那是我 我就是那个恐怖的声音 That was me! I was the scary noise.
我在练咽喉的发音 I was trying this new guttural thing.
加上地下室里的音响效果会更好听 Well, it worked betterwith the acoustics in the basement.
既然我拿到了金碑 And now that I have the tablet,
我要用它唤醒我的冥界军队 I'll use it to awakenmy army of the underworld.
听上去很糟糕 That sounds bad.
确实很糟糕 It is bad.
不要阻挠我 And don't interrupt me.
我会统治世界 还有… I'll rule the world, and--
老兄 把金碑还给我 Dude, just give me back the tablet.
你又这样做了 你阻挠我 我想杀你很多次 You did it again. You interrupted me.I want to kill you so many times.
卡门拉 Kahmunrah.
就像我说的 我会统治世界人人都会臣服于我 As I was saying, I'll rule the world,and everyone will bow to me.
卡门拉走了 Kahmunrah out.
快点 他要去微型展厅 Quick, he's headedthrough the Hall of Miniatures.
你这是打算去哪啊 硬汉 Where do you think you're going,tough guy?
感受我利剑的愤怒吧 Feel the wrath of my mighty sword!
开火 Fire!
真受不了自己对凉鞋的嗜好 Fie on my penchant for sandals.
他在那里 There he is!
给我回来 这样我就能刺你另一只脚了 Get back here,so I can stab you in the other foot!
你们俩快来 Come on, guys.
冲啊 Charge!
-尼克-糟糕 -Nick!-Oh, no!
太感谢私人教练之神了 Thank the god of personal training.
有了这样的力量 And with power like that,
你们永远阻止不了我向那些怀疑过我的人复仇 you'll never stop me from taking revengeon all those who doubted me.
尤其是你 爸爸 Especially you, Daddy.
你不让我做埃及的王 You wouldn't let me be king of Egypt.
但是埃及又算什么呢 我会成为世界的王 But forget Egypt.I'll be king of the world!
你可以让这个孩子走出冥界 Well, you can takethe boy out of the underworld,
但是没办法让这个孩子褪去冥界的气息 but you can't takethe underworld out of the boy.
他去了非洲展区 He's headed for the Africa exhibit!
快点 我知道一条捷径 Quick, I know a shortcut.
让开 你们这些没用的鸭子 Out of my way, you lame ducks!
再见 鳄鱼 Later, alligator.
太慢了 猎豹 今天不行 木法沙 Too slow, cheetah. Not today, Mufasa.
我没什么机灵话可对驼鹿说 Nothing clever to say for a moose!
快啊 我们一定要阻止这个怪兮兮的法老 Come on!We've gotta stop that freaky pharaoh.
严格意义上来说 他不是法老 Technically, he's not a pharaoh.
他被自己的弟弟取代了因为他是个情绪很不稳定的暴君 He was passed over for his younger brotherbecause he's an unstable tyrant.
入侵者 投降吧不然就得面对让娜·达克的利刃 Intruder, surrender,or face the blade of Joan of Arc.
真的吗 我们来跳舞吧 Really? Let's dance.
不要跳舞 只要用剑对决 No dancing. Only fighting with swords!
愚蠢的骑士 这是种比喻 Silly knight. That was a metaphor.
我唯一需要的比喻就是在战斗中打败你 The only metaphor I need isto literally vanquish you in battle.
比喻不是字面的意思啊 Metaphors are literally not literal.
好的 那么我杀了你之后 Fine. How about after I slay you,
在你的坟墓上跳舞如何 I dance on your grave?
不 和跳舞没关系 我只是想用语言炙烤你 No! There's no dancing.I was just trying to roast you.
那样的话 你就太晚了 Well, in that case, you're too late.
600年前 我就被绑在火刑柱上烧死了 I was burned at the stake 600 years ago.
不是字面上的意思 I didn't mean literally!
快点 去拿金碑 Quick, grab the tablet!
太好了 Yes.
统治世界 我来了 World domination, here I come!
-什么-把金碑给赖赖 -Huh?-Give Laaa tablet!
-既然你都这么礼貌地问我要了 哇-嘿 -Well, since you asked so nicely. Psych!-Hey!
太好了 和我一开始计划的一样 Yes.Just like I planned it from the beginning.
如果可以 我先行一步… Now, if you'll excuse me--
是你 It's you.
难道灭绝一次对你来说还不够吗 Was going extinct once not enough for you?
吃掉他 雷克西 吃掉他 Eat him, Rexy. Eat him!
不 不要吃掉我 No, don't eat me!
不然这部电影会非常短 Or it will be a real short movie!
出逃成功 毫发无… Made it out completely unsca--
对 这是真金的 Yeah. That's solid gold.
他要逃走了 He's getting away!
我们要找出打开门的办法 We need to figure out how to open this.
我来 I got this.
我要送这个宝贝上西天 I'ma blow this puppy to kingdom come.
各位 退后 Everybody, stand back!
小心炸药 Fire in the hole!
我们需要一个大一些的牛仔 We are going to need a bigger cowboy.
嘿 Hey!
等等 我有钥匙 Wait. I have the keys.
归你管了 雷克西 You're in charge, Rexy.
什么 他去哪里了 Huh? Where did he go?
等等 我看到了幻象 Wait. I'm having a vision.
对了 我忘了让娜可以看到神秘的幻象 Right.I forgot Joan has those mystical visions.
我们在一个有颜色的走廊追卡门拉 We are chasing Kahmunrahthrough a hallway of color.
但是等一下 But wait!
他滑倒了 然后撞到了乔治·华盛顿 He slips and bumps into George Washington.
这太荒谬了 That's ridiculous.
我们要怎么在纽约找到乔治·华盛顿 How are we supposed tofind George Washington in New York City?
大都会艺术博物馆 Metropolis Art Museum
就这样 That's how.
哇 这很合理 Oh, well, that makes perfect sense.
大都会艺术博物馆 The Metropolis Art Museum!
但那在城市的另一边我们没有一整晚的时间 But that's across town,and we don't have all night.
你知道规则的 日出的时候我们就会变成尘埃 You know the deal.At sunrise, we turn to dust.
地铁 西亚大道站 SubwaySeah Ave. Station
来吧 我有个主意 Come on. I've got an idea.
B 上城 B Uptown
你们都是来城里参加动漫大会角色扮演的吗 Are you all cosplaying forthe comic book convention in town?
真的吗 你觉得我很奇怪吗 Really? You think I'm weird?
那里有个穿得像海盗给蜥蜴喂西班牙油条的男人 There's a man over there dressedas a pirate, feeding a churro to a lizard.
真棒 你真是个很棒的舞蹈演员 Attagirl. Aren't you a pretty ballerina?
你走木板走到了我心里 You walked the plank right into my heart.
真是个怪人 What a weirdo.
对 它永远没办法成为真正的芭蕾演员 Yeah.She'd never make it as a real ballerina.
大都会艺术博物馆 METROPOLIS ART MUSEUM
我到了 I've made it!
终于 Finally.
醒来吧 我忠实的追随者们 Awaken, my loyal subjects!
我活过来了 I'm alive!
我活过来了 I'm alive.
我还是断臂的吗 And I'm still broken?
我鼻子好痒 And my nose itches.
瞧瞧谁来了 Look what the sphinx dragged in.
欢迎你 王子殿下 Welcome, your highness.
你早该来了我快冻死了 这是我夏天的外衣 About time.I'm freezing, and this is my summer tunic.
好的 Yes.
我的命运已经近在咫尺了 我能感受出来 My destiny is so close I can feel it.
王的直觉告诉我 是这边 And my kingly instincts tell meit's this way.
虽然地图告诉我该走那边 Though the map does say it's that way.
我们跟着地图走吧 Well, let's just go with the map.
《亡灵书》警告过这个混蛋会回归 The Book of the Deadwarned us about this jerk coming back.
我要去弄杯拿铁喝 Well, I'm gonna go grab a latte.
卡门拉肯定把金碑带到了这里 Well, Kahmunrah definitelybrought the tablet here.
这地方好大 This place is big.
一切对我们来说都很大 Everything is big to us.
对啊 Yeah.
我不明白 I don't get it.
卡门拉怎么从艺术博物馆回到古埃及 How's Kahmunrah gonna get toancient Egypt from an art museum?
当然可以了 丹铎神庙 Of course! The Temple of Dendur!
多多 Dur-dur?
不是“多多”是丹铎 Not, "Dur-dur." Dendur.
是座在这里展览的古埃及神庙 It's an ancient Egyptian templeon exhibit here.
尼克 就像金碑能复活我们一样 Nick,just as the tablet brings us to life,
它也能够复活任何艺术展品 it can bring any art exhibit to lifeas well.
金碑的魔力能让卡门拉 The tablet's magic will allow Kahmunrah to
进入神庙 回到古埃及 enter the templeand go back to ancient Egypt.
什么 这怎么可能 他要穿越时空吗 What? How is that possible?He's gonna time travel?
卡门拉可以利用神庙的艺术品作为传送门 Kahmunrah could usethe art in the temple as a portal,
就像赖赖对《惠斯勒的母亲》做的一样 just like Laaa is doingwith Whistler's Mother.
赖赖 停下 Laaa! Stop that.
滚出我的房子 你这个半裸的野兽 Get out of my house, you half-naked brute!
令人不快的 痛苦的 惊人的 灾难性的 Unpleasant! Distressing!Alarming! Calamitous!
也许我应该把那本字典拿回来 Maybe I should take back that dictionary.
尼克 如果卡门拉回到古埃及 Nick, if Kahmunrahgoes back to ancient Egypt,
谁知道他会制造出什么样的恐慌 who knows what terror he could unleash.
就像赖赖说的 “大家都会…” As Laaa would say, "Everybody go…"
真不敢相信会发生这种事 I can't believe this is happening.
我为什么不能找个普通的暑假工作 Why couldn't I have a normal summer job,you know?
一个不会有起死回生的疯子制造灾难的工作 One without a maniac who rose fromthe dead to cause an apocalypse.
这个要求很过分吗我们都不知道他去了哪边 Is that too much to ask?We don't even know which way he went.
他去了那边 He went that way.
哇 你怎么知道 Wow. How do you know?
因为我是跟踪 生存 以智取胜的专家 Because I am an expert intracking, surviving, outwitting,
而且 我能看到他就在那边 and also, I can see him right over there.
愚蠢的地图 Stupid map!
我们去抓他 Let's get him!
今天真倒霉 It's going to be one of those days.
-冲啊-我们走 -Charge!-Let's go!
他太快了 He's too fast!
也许是你们太慢了 Maybe you're just too slow.
嘿 卡门拉 你喜欢油画吗 Hey, Kahmunrah.How do you like oil paintings?
什么 What?
棒极了 Bully!
划啊划 划着我们的小船沿特拉华河顺流而下 Row, row, row our boatGently down the Delaware
真该死 别担心 华盛顿将军我们来对付他 Duh, don't worry, General Washington,we got him.
放开我 你们这些没有教养的人 Let go of me, you philistines!
他在那里《横渡特拉华河》 There he is! Crossing the Delaware.
退后 否则这个假发小子就会受伤 Stand back or wig boy gets it.
这就是我去新泽西的下场 This is what I getfor going to New Jersey.
等等 我有个主意 Wait, I got an idea!
我们在下沉 We're going down, men.
这些蠢蛋永远不会罢休 Those half-wits are never going to quit.
我必须找到方法甩掉他们 I must find some way to get rid of them.
是时候找援军了 It's time for backup.
终极援军 The ultimate backup.
我召唤你 万神之神 复活 I summon you, O God of Gods, to rise!
太好了 Yes!
何人敢唤醒我 Who dares awaken me?
是我 伟大的卡门拉 It is I, the great Kahmunrah.
强大的赛特 混乱之神 我需要你的帮助 Mighty Seth, God of Chaos,I need your assistance.
就快好了 我就差一点就… Nearly, I can do it just--
哇 你可真不像神啊 Wow, you're not very god-like.
说实话 我有点失望 Frankly, I'm a little underwhelmed.
帮我一下 A little help.
你好 有人吗 帮帮我 Hello, anybody out there? Help me!
我以为…我… Now, I thought-- I--
抱歉 我以为我能做到的 谢谢你了 I'm sorry,I thought I had it but thank you.
所以 我能帮你什么… So, what can I do for--
不好意思 Excuse me.
是我肤浅了 I stand corrected.
我想浓缩的确实是精华 I guess big thingsdo come in small packages.
嘿 我跟你说我是整个豺狼神家族最高的 Hey! I'll have you know that I am thetallest in my whole family of jackal gods.
好吧 我收回我的话 你不是浓缩的 Fine, fine, I take it back.You're not little at all.
很好 你说你需要我的帮助 说出你的想法 Good. Now, you said you needed my help.What's on your mind?
是这样的 Well, you see,
我需要解决一群乌合之众 I have this ragtag collection of misfitsthat I need taken care of.
他们来了 That's them now.
出来 卡门拉 我们知道你在里面 Come on out, Kahmunrah.We know you're in there!
帮我个忙 炭烤了他们 好吗 Do me a solid and charbroil them,will you?
赛特有什么好处 What's in it for Seth?
我们会一起统治世界 Together we will rule the world.
有了这块金碑的力量 With the power of this tablet,
我们可以唤醒死亡军队强迫人类屈服于我们所有的突发奇想 we can awaken the army of the dead andforce mankind to bow to our every whim!
你是个蠢蛋 你知道吗 You are kind of a doofus, you know that?
但统治世界这想法还挺合我意这是肯定的 你知道的 But I am down with ruling the world,that's for sure. You know it.
这门推不动 It won't budge.
那是什么 What is that?
取你小命的 小赖瑞 Your demise, Lesser Larry.
来见赛特 混乱之神 Meet Seth, the God of Chaos!
嘿 Hey.
混乱之神的名字叫赛特吗 The God of Chaos is named Seth?
你不应该有个更可怕的名字吗 比如… Shouldn't you have a scarier name? Like…
好的 赛特可以 没事 Okay, Seth works. We're cool.
毁灭他们 Destroy them!
好美的绿火 Pretty green fire.
你在开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
如果你没办法击中他们我们要怎么逃跑 How are we supposed to escapeif you can't even hit them?
嘿 我是混乱之神 Hey, I am the God of Chaos.
如果你想要精确度的话 If you wanted accuracy,
你应该唤醒指哪儿打哪儿百发百中之神 you should've woken up theGod of Always Hitting Stuff He Aims At.
怎么了 这个神真实存在 What? He's a real god.
是真的 他是我的一个朋友我改天会介绍你认识他 No, he is. He's a friend of mine.I will introduce you to him one day.
别搞这些小孩的把戏了 Enough of this child's play!
我们逃跑的时候 这会让他们手忙脚乱 This will keep them busyas we make our escape.
我的老天爷 Great Scott.
他们不是无缘无故叫我蝎语者的 They don't call me the scorpion whispererfor nothing.
我觉得它没听到你说话 I don't think he heard you.
它只需要一剂混乱 He just needs a little dose of chaos!
快跑 Run!
很好 现在我们在被一个被赋神力的巨大蝎子追了 Great, now we're being hunted bya giant, god-powered scorpion!
我们必须逃出它的视野之外 We must get out of sight.
那里 There!
我们要怎么做 What are we gonna do?
趁蝎子去别处找 我们偷偷溜出去吧 Let's sneak out while the scorpionis looking the other way.
尼克… Nick…
是我妈妈发来的水果短信 It's a fruit text from my mom.
-她在提醒我吃苹果-你一定是在逗我 -She's reminding me to eat my apple.-You've got to be joking.
尼克 Nick!
我尊重一切有生命的东西但是对你 我要破例 I respect all living things,but for you, I'll make an exception.
你给我停下 臭虫子 You stop, stink bug!
接招 Take this!
好疼 Ouchie.
你听过“生活片段”吗 我要把你“片死” You've heard of the slice-of-life?This is the opposite!
臭虫这样… Stink bug go…
好厉害 赖赖 That classic, Laaa.
最糟糕的第一晚 Worst first night ever.
糟糕 Uh-oh.
你好 儿子 Hello, son.
噢 又是你 爸爸 Oh, it's you again, Father.
你的形象被刻在了所有东西上 Your image seems to becarved on everything.
为什么所有博物馆里都有你 而不是我 Why do you get to be in all the museumsand not me?
你真想现在谈这个吗 You really wannahave this conversation now?
随便吧 没关系 Whatever. It doesn't matter.
因为我要成为最强大的法老了 Because I'm about to bethe most powerful pharaoh ever!
这一切都是因为你缺少父爱吗 So this whole thing isbecause you have daddy issues?
你应该试试心理医生 You should try a therapist.
这比这些乱七八糟的东西要便宜多了 It's much cheaper than all this nonsense.
太好了 Yes!
现在有了这个魔法金碑 Now with this magical tablet,
我们就可以回到古埃及实现我们所有梦想 we shall go back to ancient Egyptand make all our dreams come true!
希望不会是所有梦 Hopefully, not all our dreams.
我一直梦到我想拉小提琴 I keep having this one dreamwhere I'm trying to play the violin,
但它是用虫子做的我还骑着一个奇怪的鼻涕虫猫 and it's made of bugs and I'm riding this,like, weird slug-cat thing.
到了 丹铎神庙 Here it is, the Temple of Dendur.
走路小心点 队员们他可能在任何地方 Walk carefully, team.He could be anywhere.
卡门拉做到了 Kahmunrah's done it.
他回到古埃及了 He's traveled back to ancient Egypt!
我们现在一定要跟着他走向几乎注定的末日 And now we must follow himinto almost certain doom.
不 这太糟糕了 Oh, no. This is bad.
这非常糟糕 This is very, very bad.
这非常非常… This is very, very, very, very--
现在情况很糟糕 我的脸还很疼 And now it's bad, and my face hurts.
这很糟糕吗 Is it bad?
还是你给卡门拉展示你是个真正男子汉的机会呢 Or is it your chance to show Kahmunrahwhat you're really made of?
我还是觉得很糟糕 Still going with bad.
好吧 到日出之时 你们会变成尘埃之前我们大约有四小时 Okay, we have about four hoursuntil sunrise before you'll turn to dust.
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我希望这能成功 I hope this works.
我的第一个传送门 My first portal.
快赶上 卡门拉走不远 Come on. Kahmunrah couldn't have gone far.
这沙子超级难走 Man, this sand is super hard to walk in.
这沙子会卡在鞋里好几天 It will be stuck in our shoes for days,
但如果我们能度过这个难关这将会是一种值得期待的奢侈 but that will be a luxury tolook forward to if we survive all of this.
我们已经很接近了但还是有很长的一段路要走 Well, we're closer,but we've still got a long way to go.
看来我们必须要走路了 Looks like we'll have to walk.
很好 Good!
我喜欢边走边聊 You know, I like walking and talking.
这会给我们时间更深入了解彼此 This will give us time toget to know each other better.
你复活过多少次 How many times have you come back to life?
我复活过无数次 第一次我很惊讶… For me, a gazillion times.The first time, I was so surprised…
我觉得我闻到了卡门拉的气息我们找到他的踪迹了吗 I think I smell Kahmunrah's musk.Have we picked up his tracks?
不 还没有 那里的风一定把踪迹都掩盖掉了 No, not yet. That wind back theremust've covered them up.
你们是认真的吗 Are you serious?
我们可是在古埃及 We're in the middle of ancient Egypt!
我们永远找不到他了 We're never gonna find him.
尼古拉斯 怎么了 Nicholas, what's wrong?
看来尼克有点晕头转向 Looks like Nick's got a little hitchin his giddyap.
抱歉 只是… Sorry, it's just--
我不适合做这种事 I'm not cut out for this.
我才18岁 I'm only 18.
我只是一个头脑不清的蠢孩子 I'm just a stupid kidwho's in way over his head.
别这样说 尼克 Do not say that, Nick.
我18岁的时候 When I was 18,
率领法国军队打败了英国军队 I led the French army to victoryover the English.
我领导刘易斯与克拉克远征的时候才14岁 And I was only 14when I led the Lewis and Clark Expedition.
帮助罗马赢得迦太基之战胜利的时候我才13岁 And I was just 13 when I helped Romeclaim victory in the Battle of Carthage.
赖赖11岁的时候就发现了火 And Laaa discovered fire when he was 11.
火烧得很疼 Fire burn.
我知道这种感觉 I know the feeling.
听着 我明白 Look, I get it.
你们都很厉害 所以你们才会在博物馆 You guys are amazing.That's why you're in a museum.
但我和你们不一样 好吗这些事情不适合我做 But I'm not like you, okay?Things don't work out for me.
在我喜欢的女孩那边 我搞砸了没人想听我的音乐 I blew it with the girl I like,nobody wants to listen to my music,
对了 and, by the way,
我放出了一个决心毁灭世界的远古之神 I unleashed an ancient godbent on destroying the world.
每次我有机会做很酷的事 Every time I get a chanceto do something cool,
我都会搞砸 I always mess it up.
拜托 尼克 不是这样的 Come on, Nick. That's not true.
你太容易放弃自己了 You give up on yourself way too easily.
你可以做到的 You can do this.
你爸爸曾勇敢地面对卡门拉 你也可以 Your father stood up to Kahmunrah,and so can you.
但我不是我爸爸我不是他 或者你们那种英雄 But I'm not my dad.I'm not a hero like him or you guys.
尼克 你也有那种让自己强大的天赋 Nick, you have your own giftsthat make you strong.
你只需要像我们一样相信自己 You just need to believe in yourselflike we do.
现在的问题是卡门拉在哪里 Now the question is, where is Kahmunrah?
我找到了他的踪迹 他往那边走了 I picked up his trail. He went that way!
好的 各位 那边 All right, everyone. That way!
那边 That way!
不 赖赖 是这边 No, Laaa. It's this way.
但你说是那边 But you said that way!
你知道奇怪的是什么吗 You know what's weird?
我每次复活的时候 体重都会长7斤 Every time I come back to life,I put on, like, 15 pounds.
请你别说了 Please stop talking.
-我觉得可能是因为压力-有船 总算 -Think maybe it's the stress.-A boat. Finally.
快点 我们坐船顺尼罗河而下 Quick, we'll take it down the Nile.
好的 我们坐那艘船 Okay, we'll take that boat.
说真的 你打喷嚏的时候应该捂住眼睛 Seriously, you should coveryour eyes when you sneeze.
他们走河道了 They've taken the river.
那我们就划船跟着他们 Then we'll follow them by boat.
赖赖不喜欢水 Laaa no like water.
拜托 各位 不要磨蹭 都上船 Come on, gang, don't dawdle. All aboard!
我们为什么走得这么慢 Why are we going so slow?
这边 赖赖 This way, Laaa.
哈 这边 Ha! This way.
这让我想到了那些划船顺小密苏里河而下的日子 This reminds me of my days paddlingdown the Little Missouri River.
有一天 我遇到了一群容易受影响的年轻人 我想 One day, I came across a gaggle ofimpressionable youths, and I thought,
“我觉得他们一定想听听我令人兴奋的冒险故事” "I bet they'd love to hear a chapterfrom my exhilarating adventures."
在一个故事的中间 And in the midst of a tale,
我在讲教一头水牛玩沙狐球 where I taught a buffaloto play shuffleboard,
我回过头来 发现那些流氓偷了我的船 I turn and realizethose rapscallions had stolen my boat!
我们又慢下来了 We're going slow again.
那是因为泰迪不划船了 That's because Teddy stopped paddling
他在讲一个关于啰嗦的啰嗦故事 to tell a long-winded storyabout being long-winded.
抱歉 我说话的时候要比手势 Sorry! I use my hands when I talk.
天啊 要是用这种速度我们永远都赶不上卡门拉 Oh, boy. At this rate,we'll never catch up to Kahmunrah.
等等 我看到了一个幻象 Wait! I see something. A vision.
又一个幻象 你看到了什么 Another vision? What do you see?
是关于你的 尼克 It's about you, Nick,
还有你是否能打败卡门拉 and whether or notyou will defeat Kahmunrah.
真的吗 打败了吗 Really? Do I?
我看到了卡门拉 I see Kahmunrah.
他在用金碑释放一个终极恶灵 He is using the tablet torelease an ultimate evil!
但是尼克和卡门拉对抗… But Nick and Kahmunrah face off and--
还有呢 我赢了吗 And? Do I win?
我不知道 幻象没有了 I don't know. The vision ended.
现在我只能看到赖赖毛茸茸的后背 Now all I see is Laaa's hairy back.
怎么了 赖赖 What's wrong, Laaa?
恐龙 Dinosaur!
这都是你想象出来的 哥们 You're imagining things, buddy.
恐龙都灭迹几百万年了 Dinosaurs have been extinctfor millions of years.
赖赖 Laaa!
他说我们在古埃及 不是在侏罗纪时期 He says we're in ancient Egypt,not the Jurassic period.
等等 那不是鳄鱼 Wait! That's no dinosaur!
那是尼罗鳄 跟博物馆里的一样 That's a Nile crocodilejust like the one in the museum!
赖赖 Laaa!
别害怕 赖赖 我马上来帮你 Fear not, Laaa. Help is on the way!
我没有和鳄鱼摔过跤但我确实和熊摔过跤 I've never wrestled a crocodile,but I did wrestle a bear once.
我去黄石国家公园徒步旅行 途中晨便… I was taking my morning constitutionalon a hiking trail in Yellowstone--
泰迪 可以别说了吗 赖赖溺水了 Teddy, will you stop it? Laaa's drowning!
我忘了 我不游泳 Me forgot. Me no swim.
恐龙 Dinosaur!
抓住船桨 Grab the oar!
大家都没事吧 Is everyone okay?
除了赖赖大家都没事 Everyone but Laaa!
嘿 我有个主意 Hey, I think I have an idea.
阿提拉 快 你能把我扔到那里吗 Attila, quick. Can you get me over there?
我再想一下 我改变主意了 On second thought, I changed my mind!
赖赖 抓住我的手 Laaa, grab my hand!
那是你的手 That's your hand!
天啊 Yikes!
尼克 Nick!
我们做到了 We did it!
它走了吗 Is it gone?
没有 Oh, no!
退后 鳄鱼 Back off, croc.
不然就变成我下一双靴子 Or become my next pair of boots.
尼克 太不可思议了你救了赖赖 挽救了一切 Nick, that was incredible!You saving Laaa and all of that.
对 但是我们的船被毁掉了我们还跟丢了卡门拉 Yeah, but our boats are destroyed,and we lost Kahmunrah.
我们不可能在日出前追到他了 There's no way we're gonnacatch up to him before sunrise.
这都是我的错 我让大家都完了 And it's all my fault. I doomed us all.
-这让我想到了那次…-泰迪 -Well, this reminds me of the time---Teddy!
我知道 我废话很多 I know, I know. I ramble.
终于 我们到达了太阳神庙 At long last,we've arrived at the Temple of the Sun!
我们离统治世界又近了一步 We're one step closer to ruling the world.
伟大的拉 太阳神 Great Ra, God of the Sun,
我 卡门拉 万王之王要求进入你的… I, Kahmunrah, King of Kings,request to enter your--
何人胆敢踏上这座圣殿的土地 Who dares to step upon the groundsof this sacred temple?
是我 鸟头 混乱之神 It's me, birdbrain. The God of Chaos!
停下 你让我觉得很难堪 Stop it, you're embarrassing me.
我不是跟他一起的 I'm not with him.
随便吧 Never mind.
我真不该问 门在那边 去吧 Sorry that I asked.The door is that way. Just go.
好的 Yes.
通往无限宝藏的门 The door to the ultimate treasure.
只有最智慧的人才能破译开门方法 Only the keenest of intellectscan decipher how to open it.
你真是个破坏王 你知道吗 You're really a train wreck,you know that?
谢谢 Well, thank you.
至少我们进来了 Well, at least we're in.
应该从这里开始就一帆风顺了 Should be smooth sailing from here.
看来这个地方被设下陷阱了 Looks like this place is booby-trapped.
谢谢你的提醒 Thanks for the heads-up!
快把我弄出去 Now get me out of here!
“快把我弄出去 谢谢”这才是我们大人的说话方式 "Get me out of here, please,"is how we say it like a big boy.
很好 现在我们迷失在沙漠里了而且不知道去哪里 Great, now we're lost in the desertwith no idea where to go.
你觉得我在古埃及能找到导航系统吗 Do you think I can get GPSin ancient Egypt?
等等 尼克 你看前面是什么 Wait, Nick. Look what's on the horizon.
他走了这边 He went this way.
-那边-什么 -That way!-Huh?
赖赖 不 是这边 Laaa, no. This way!
哈 是这边 Ha! This way.
你真的该看看路 赖赖 You really gotta watchwhere you're going, Laaa.
你想活到世界末日 对吗 You wanna be alivefor the end of the world, don't you?
他当然想了 我们都想 Of course he does. We all do!
但我们不想要世界末日 Except for the end of the world part.
很奇怪 这就像是昨日重现 Strange. I'm having déjà vu.
我为法国上战场的时候 When I fought for France,
就感觉像是在抵抗世界末日来临 it felt as if I was fighting toprevent the world from ending.
但那时候我是孤军奋战 Except back then, I was all alone.
这次不一样了 让娜 This time it's different, Joan.
你不是孤军奋战 你有支持你的朋友 You're not alone.You have friends who've got your back.
我也会支持你 我的朋友 And I have yours, mon amie.
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快看 尼克 那是卡门拉的船 Look, Nick! It's Kahmunrah's boat.
他一定在太阳神庙里 He must be here at the Temple of the Sun!
是不是很壮观 Isn't it magnificent?
谢谢 你也不赖 Thanks. You are not too bad yourself.
快来 各位 分秒必争 Come on, everyone. Not a second to lose.
看来他们已经想办法进来了 It appears they've alreadylet themselves in.
这地方比周五的艾鼬穿周日的马裤还要臭 This place is mustier than Sunday britcheson a Friday polecat.
这是真的还是你编出来的 Is that a real thingor do you just make that stuff up?
我编出来的 I make 'em up.
我不确定艾鼬是什么但听起来很牛仔 对吗 I'm not really sure what a polecat is,but it sounds cowboy-ish, am I right?
嘿 卡门拉刚到这里 我们快找到他们了 Hey! Kahmunrah was herenot too long ago. We're gaining on them.
我们一定要在日出之前抓到他们否则我们就会变成尘埃 快点 We've got to catch them before sunrise,and we turn to dust! Come on!
等等 快看 我之前在金碑上看见过那些象形文字 Wait, look. I've seenthese hieroglyphs before on the tablet!
还有这些 我很确定这是古代音乐符号 And these! I'm pretty surethey're ancient musical notes.
我知道金碑能给一切带来生命 I knew the tabletbrought everything to life,
但我不知道它还会演奏音乐 but I didn't know it played music.
我想你爸爸是对的 你确实是音乐天才 I guess your dad was right.You are a musical genius.
他这样说过吗 对啊 当然了爸爸们应该说这种夸奖的话 He said that? I mean, yeah. No, of course.Dads are supposed to say stuff like that.
这并不能代表任何事情 Doesn't mean anything.
总之 这是什么意思 Anyway, what does this mean?
金碑好像是打开石棺的钥匙 It appears the tablet is a keyto opening the sarcophagus.
有了三个神圣的和弦 With three sacred chords,
卡门拉就可以召唤他冥界的士兵 Kahmunrah can summon his soldiersfrom the underworld!
我们必须在他到达神庙的顶室之前阻止他 We must stop him before he reachesthe top chamber of the temple!
我们还剩一个小时还有时间解决这件事 快点 We have one hour left.There's still time to fix this! Let's go!
这些脚印是新鲜的 他们一定没走远 These tracks are fresh.They must be close.
大家落脚的时候要小心这里可能有设好的陷阱 And watch where you step, everyone.There could be booby traps.
“咸井” Booby.
完了 Dook!
-什么-他说弯腰 -Huh?-He said duck!
我很确定他说的是“完了” Pretty sure he said "dook."
从现在开始 大家都要跟紧点 From now on, everyone stay close.
太紧了 Too close.
好的 猴子 我们要小心陷阱 Okay, monkey. We watch for trap.
什么 火能帮助看到陷阱 Huh? Fire help see trap.
好主意 猴子 Good idea, monkey.
猴子鬼魂 Monkey ghost!
我很喜欢这些柱子的风格 I really like what they didwith the columns here.
很有第三王朝的风格 Very third dynasty.
说真的 我们有必要在所有房间都停留吗 Seriously, must we stop at every room?
知道吗 没错 我是混乱之神但我对室内设计很感兴趣 You know, I may be the God of Chaos,but I'm such a sucker for interior design.
卡门拉 Kahmunrah!
又是你们 You again?
把他们炸成碎片 Blast them!
把金碑给我们 卡门拉我们的人比你的多 Give us the tablet, Kahmunrah!You're outnumbered.
你说得对 我这就扳回劣势 You're right.I'll just have to even the odds then.
死亡雕像战士 就当自己是我的新保镖吧 Statue Warriors of Death,consider yourselves my new bodyguards!
你从来都没有机会 赖瑞之子 You never had a chance, son of Larry.
天啊 我们现在该怎么办 Man. What are we supposed to do now?
快 屋大维 尼克需要别人一剂强心剂 Come on, Octavius.Nick needs a major pick-me-up,
我们两个牛仔需要搞掂这些玩意 and us two buckaroosneed to flimflam those shim-shams.
我只理解了你说的四成 I understood about 40% of that,
但我觉得你想表达的是我们是时候挽救大局了 but I believe what you are sayingis that it is time for us to save the day.
我讨厌自己这么小 I hate being small!
对 这是极大的不便 Yes, it's a huge inconvenience!
别“温言在口”了 尼克 该“大棒在手”了 Enough speaking softly, Nick.Bring out the big stick!
哈卡 Haka!
是眼睛 攻击眼睛 It's the eyes! Go for the eyes!
尼克 能帮帮忙吗 Nick, a little help?
好的 你可以的 尼克 抓住机会 Okay, Nick, you got this.Just take the shot.
最坏的结果能是什么呢 不 What's the worst that can happen?No, you know what?
最好的结果能是什么呢 What's the best that could happen?
嘿 秃鹫 在找这个吗 Hey, Hawkeye, looking for this?
我从来没想到会作为一口一块的小点心 I never thought that we'd go outas a bite-sized snack
被两个埃及宠物吃掉 for two Egyptian house pets.
如果我们俩要做炸薯球 If we're gonna be tater tots,
希望你华丽的盔甲能划伤它们的胃 hopefully, your fancy armorwill give 'em a tummy ache.
杰迪戴亚 你这个可爱单纯的天才 Jedediah, you sweet, simple genius!
噎死你 恶心的臭蛇 Choke on this, foul serpent!
别忘了吞下哦 And don't forget to swallow!
耶 Yeah!
好恶心 That's nasty!
你最好别回来 And don't come back!
啊哦 Uh-oh.
你的舌头跟仙人掌一样 Your tongue is like a cactus.
你真的需要薄荷糖 And you could really use a mint.
太好了 Yes!
嘿 秃鹫大兵 Hey, Count Hawkula!
完了 Dook!
我刚才说“完了”吗 我的意思是弯腰 Did I say dook? I meant duck.
太棒了 尼古拉斯 Bravo, Nicholas!
我们一起去打败坏蛋吧 Now, let's go get the bad guy.
就是这里了 Well, this is it.
这是我向怀疑我的世界复仇的时刻 The moment of my revengeagainst a world that doubted me!
尤其是你 爸爸 Especially you, Daddy!
你真丢我的脸 You embarrass me.
我为什么总和那种 Why do I always get teamed upwith bad guys
有未解决童年创伤的坏蛋结盟 with unresolved childhood trauma?
你变邪恶应该是因为自己 而不是为他 You should want to be evil for you,not for him.
这不重要 属于我的时刻到来了 It doesn't matter! My time has come.
这是走向终结的开始 It's the beginning of the end!
到底是什么 是终结还是开始 Well, which is it?Is it the beginning or is it the end?
什么 两者都是 What? It's both.
很明显 有开始才会有终结一定要从某个地方开始 Obviously, the end has a beginning.It has to start somewhere.
你能提醒我再也别跟你穿越时空了吗 Can you remind menever to time travel with you again?
累死人了 It's exhausting.
卡门拉 停下 别这样这可能会是一切的终结 Kahmunrah, stop! Don't do it!This could mean the end of everything!
他说的可不是这样的 他说这只是开始 Not according to him.He says it's just the beginning.
各位 都闭嘴 Everyone, shut up!
一旦我把金碑插入石棺 Once I insert the tabletinto the sarcophagus,
再按下三个简单的和弦我的军队就会崛起 with three simple chords,my army will rise!
我的意思是我们的军队 I mean our army.
你想不到这有多疼 That hurts like you wouldn't believe!
也许下次你应该考虑更周全一点 Well, maybe next timeyou should be more considerate.
来吧 我们不能让这个恶霸演奏和弦 Come on,we can't let that bully play those chords.
棒极了 Bully!
我是说 对 我同意 I mean, yes, I agree.
别让他们靠近金碑如果你杀掉他们 会得到额外加分 Don't let them near the tablet.Bonus points if you kill them.
这会很混乱的 我喜欢 This is gonna get messy, which I like.
好的 第一个和弦 Okay. First chord.
一个和弦按下了 One chord down.
现在是第二个和弦 And now for the second chord.
尼克 Nick!
为了我一直在等待的时刻 And now for the momentI've been waiting for.
最后一个和弦 The final chord!
不 我们太晚了 No! We're too late.
现在只有奇迹才能拯救我们了 Only a miracle can save us now!
一只猴子和一个野人从鸟嘴里射了出来 A monkey and a cavemanshot out of that bird's mouth,
然后那猴子还扇了你耳光 and then he slapped you!
好精彩的转折 What a twist.
好了 现在按下最后一个和弦 All right, now for the final chord.
现在只有奇迹才能拯救我们了 Only miracle save us now.
驾 老虎 Giddyap, tiger!
牛仔和罗马人骑着无毛猫 A cowboy and a Romanriding a hairless cat.
这个可能性… What are the odds of--
现在按下最后的和弦 Now for the final chord.
干掉他们 Sic 'em.
记住 战士们 Remember, team,
狗打斗的胜负不取决于个头而取决于狗的斗志 it's not the size of the dog in the fight,but the fight in the dog,
不要留意这些狗的个头很大 and don't even noticethose dogs are humongous.
我的意思是我们 我们要对付很多狗没事 上吧 I meant us dogs. We got a lot of fight.Never mind. Let's go!
棒极了 Bully!
冲啊 Charge!
很棒 各位 我们就快干掉它们了 Nice job, everyone,we've got 'em on the ropes!
话说太早了 Spoke too soon!
对 进攻 我的士兵们 进攻 Yes, attack, my minions. Attack!
它们人太多了 而且源源不断过来 There's too many of them,and they just keep coming!
泰迪 Teddy!
这就是你永远不该惹义勇骑兵的原因让娜 接着 This is why you never messwith a Rough Rider! Joan, catch!
我看到了我用这个手电筒拍你 I'm having a vision of mesmacking you with this flashlight!
赖赖 Laaa!
我的眼睛 My eyes!
阿提拉 Attila!
莎卡嘉薇亚 Sacagawea!
尼克 该你了 Nick, you're up!
哇 真不敢相信这方法起效了 Wow, I can't believe that actually worked.
快点 你这个懒惰的神 Come on, you lazy god.
摧毁一切 Destroy it all!
好吧 这是你要求的 Okay, you asked for it.
哇 我真高兴没有与你为敌 Wow. Glad I'm not on your bad side.
保持这种现状就好 别说我懒了 这很恶毒 And let's keep it that way!No more calling me lazy! It's very mean.
好了 尼克 想想 All right, Nick, think.
如果音乐能把它们召唤出来也许音乐也能把它们送回去 If music brought them out,maybe music can put them back.
掩护我 我要到金碑那里去 Cover me! I'm going for the tablet!
尼克 不 这太危险了 Nick, no! It's too dangerous!
这个麻烦是我给大家惹的 I got us into this mess,
我得带大家脱离困境 and I'm gonna get us out.
尼克 Nick!
真的吗 这好简单 Seriously? That was easy.
我还没死 卡门拉 I'm not dead yet, Kahmunrah.
多亏了这些山寨的肖肖尼礼品店串珠 Thanks to these inauthenticShoshone gift shop beads.
他没事 He's okay!
嘿 赛特 如果你没办法射中目标那激光眼就毫无意义 Hey, Seth! Laser eyes are pointlessif you can't hit a target.
你敢对我说这个 等着看我的厉害吧 How dare you? Watch and admire.
集中注意力 控制呼吸想象你的目标 然后射击 Concentrate. Control your breathing.Visualize your target and shoot!
我利用自己的神力打败自己谁能预见到这件事呢 I used my god powers to defeat myself?Who could have seen that coming?
好的 把赖瑞之子… Fine. Leave son of Larry…
留给我 to me!
天啊 Oh, boy.
好吧 把军队释放出来的和弦是 Okay,the chords that released the army were,
D小调增七和弦和半减七和弦 a D minor augmented seventh,and an A half-diminished seventh,
还有C小调九和弦 and a C minor ninth.
如果我反着弹奏 Maybe if I play them in reverse,
军队就会回到它们来的地方 the army will go backto where it came from.
你在做什么 给我离那里远点 What are you doing? Get away from there!
还有两个 Just two more.
够了 That's quite enough!
好了 赖瑞之子 你终结的开始 This is it, son of Larry.The beginning of your end!
尼克 Nick!
要坚强 各位 我们一定要为尼古拉斯报仇 Stay strong, everyone.We must avenge Nicholas!
-等等-什么 -Wait a minute.-Huh?
我没事 多谢泰迪的幸运符 I'm all right.Thanks to Teddy's good luck charm.
一切都按计划进行 All according to plan!
差不多是这样吧 Well, yeah, more or less.
我不在意你侥幸生还多少次 I don't care how many timesyou cheat death.
没有指令 Without these instructions,
你永远无法利用金碑的力量 you'll never harnessthe power of the tablet.
等等 也许我不需要那块板 Wait, maybe that's not the tablet I need.
现在不是看水果短信的时候 This is no time to check for fruit texts!
你到底在做什么 What on earth are you doing?
终结这一切 Ending this.
不 No!
尼克 小心 Nick, look out!
如果我要回去 你也要一起来 If I'm going back, you're coming with me!
嘿 我没事 我们赢了吗 Hey, I'm okay. Did we win?
我在飞 I am flying!
这是终结的终结 This is the end of the end!
不 Oh, no!
我们抓住你了 尼克 We got you, Nick.
你会后悔的 赖瑞之子 You'll regret this, son of Larry!
我叫尼克 尼克·戴利 我是新的夜班警卫 The name's Nick. Nick Daley.And I'm the new night guard.
不 No!
看来他成为古代历史了 Looks like he's ancient history.
我有时候非常讨厌你 I hate you so much sometimes.
快跑 Run!
天啊 Ouch.
我们做到了 各位 我们赢了 We did it, guys. We won.
我们拿到了金碑 And we got the tablet.
不好 太阳出来了 Uh-oh. It's sunrise.
我们没办法及时回去了 We're not gonna make it back in time.
恐怕她是对的 太远了 I'm afraid she's right. It's much too far.
我想我要说再见了 Then, I guess this is au revoir.
不过 严格来说这句话的意思是“再次相见” Although, technically,that means "until I see you again,"
这显然不可能发生了 which is clearly not going to happen.
但至少我可以说我有你们这样的朋友 But at least I can sayI have friends like you.
拜托 各位 我们一定能做点什么的 Come on, guys,there's gotta be something we can do.
别担心我们 孩子 Don't worry about us, son.
最重要的是你拯救了世界 The important thingis that you saved the world.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我毁掉了一切 I messed everything up.
真希望找个方法 I wish there was some way
让这破金碑神奇地把我们带回博物馆 this stupid tablet could magicallyget us back to the museum.
等一下 Wait a minute.
也许有办法 Maybe there is.
自然历史博物馆 MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY
我们要一起回家 We're all going home together.
真是天才 孩子 通往博物馆的传送门 Genius, my boy. A portal to the museum!
天啊 我真高兴把这幅海报给了你 Boy, am I glad I gave you that poster.
我们回家吧 Now, let's go home.
好了 金碑 发挥你的用处 All right, tablet. Do your thing.
-来吧-好哇 -Come on now!-Huzzah!
赖赖 Laaa.
雷克西 我们回家了 Rexy, we're home!
跟上 雷克西 跟上 Heel, Rexy, heel!
我也想你 大家伙 I missed you too, big guy.
我们及时赶到了 We made it just in time.
他说 “谢谢你救了我们 尼克” He said, "Thank you for saving us, Nick."
“在把我们置于险境之后” "After putting us in terrible dangerin the first place."
尼克 Nick.
再见 爸爸的儿子 Bye-bye, son of dada.
赖赖 Laaa.
尼克 我又看到了幻象 Nick, I had a vision again!
你会打败卡门拉 也许这更像是记忆 You will defeat Kahmunrah.Or perhaps it was more of a memory.
无论如何 很荣幸和你一起战斗 In any event, it's been an honor.
嗨嗬 吉吉 走吧 Heigh-ho, Jiji, away!
你表现很好 搭档 You did real good, partner.
尼古拉斯 在我的时代你会成为一位很优秀的将军 Nicholas, you would've madea great commander in my day.
驾 老虎 Giddyap, tiger!
-嘿 爸爸-嘿 尼克 -Hey, Dad.-Hey, Nicky.
你工作的第一晚怎么样 How'd your first night on the job go?
没什么特别的 有点无聊 You know, it was nothing special.Kind of dull, really.
无聊 是吗 Dull, was it?
好吧 说实话 一切变得有点失控 我… Okay, to be honest,things got a little crazy, and-and I--
劳伦斯 你找不到更适合你的接班人了 Lawrence, you couldn't have founda better man to replace you.
他就是你的翻版 He's a chip off the old block.
在肖肖尼人中间长大 Growing up among my people, the Shoshone,
我们在很小的时候就知道了我们都有一个勇敢的灵魂 we learn at a young agethat we all have a brave spirit.
你只需要找到自己的就好 You just had to find yours.
保重 尼克 Take care, Nick.
你也是 You too.
谢谢你做的一切 Thank you for everything.
我为你感到骄傲 尼克 I'm proud of you, Nick.
我不知道今晚发生了什么说实话 我有点害怕问你 I don't know what happened tonight,and frankly, I'm kind of afraid to ask,
但听上去 你都处理得很好 but it sounds like you did all right.
谢谢你 爸爸 Thanks, Dad.
其实我时不时碰到了一些麻烦 I mean, the truth is,I hit a few snags here and there,
但这不像是“世界末日”来临了 but it's not likeit was the "end of the world."
好吧 也许几乎快到世界末日了 但是… Okay, maybe it was almostthe end of the world, but, like--
我要挂了 麦克菲博士来了 I gotta go! Dr. McPhee's here.
-尼克…-再见 -Nick---Later!
在打电话 是吗 On the phone, are we?
我希望这份工作不会影响到你的个人生活 I hope the job's not interferingwith your personal life.
嗨 麦克菲博士 你好 我刚才… Hi, Dr. McPhee! What's-- What's good?I was just--
我不感兴趣 Not interested.
总之 一切看上去很好 Anyway, everything looks good.
没有破坏或其他青少年恶作剧的迹象 No sign of mischiefor other teenage shenanigans.
你现在可以回家了 You can go home now.
等一下 Wait a minute.
这是什么 What is that?
快看 这是一个可爱的小猫雕像 Look. It's a cute little kitty statue!
对 我锁装卸处的时候发现的 Yeah! Yeah, I found itwhen I was locking the loading dock
这是我该做的事情 like I was supposed to.
很好的发现 尼克 Good find, Nick.
我会把它放在你的桌子上这样你就可以每晚看着它了 I'll put it right here on your desk,so you can look at it every night.
天啊 谢谢 Gee, thanks.
失陪一下了 Now, if you'll excuse me,
我要给新来的小猫订几件衣服了 I'm going to order some outfitsfor my new little kitty.
今晚见 雷克西 See you tonight, Rexy.
但我要先去做一件事 But first there's something I gotta do.
尼克 你回来了 有什么能帮到你的 Nick, you're back. What can I do for you?
听着 蒙泰富斯科老师 Look, Ms. Montefusco,
我知道你不喜欢我的第一次面试 I know you weren't a fanof my first audition,
但我不会那么轻易放弃 but I'm not giving up that easy.
什么 怎么回事 Huh? What's happening?
我想让你给我第二次机会 I'm just asking for a second chance.
在你把我赶出去之前 请听这个 So, before you kick me out,just listen to this.
奏乐吧 各位 Hit it, guys.
耶 Yeah!
好棒 Indeed!
让娜 Joan!
来吧 各位 我们来跳康茄舞 Come on, everyone. Let's conga!
这边 This way!
那边 That way!
-赖赖 这边-这边 -Laaa, this way!-This way!
德克斯特 Dexter!
字幕翻译：郑伟